There are a few important things that you need to know before reading this post:
- There are two websites that my sister recently shared with us for a daily dose of laughter: Cakewrecks (a photo gallery/blog of deformed, distasteful and bizarrely decorated cakes) and People of Walmart (a collection of the elite clientele of the ever-classy Walmart) . (**Warning: neither are for children...)
- Dana finds these websites to be pretty hysterical.
- Dana's birthday was this week.
So, what would make a great birthday gift for my wonderful husband? That's right, a homemade birthday cakewreck made entirely of items purchased at Walmart, with a homemade card featuring a Walmart shopper dressed entirely in form-fitting gold lamay fabric (think shiny tinsel colored clothing). Classy! Here's the final product:

Let's zoom in a bit so that you can enjoy the comedy of this ridiculous work of art with us:

The first thing you might notice is the odd shape. That's because it is a Cupcake Cake (a "CCC" if you will) which is a huge pet-peeve of the blog author. If you ever want to make a deformed cake, shove two dozen cupcakes together and frost the whole thing into one giant mass. But perhaps it wasn't the shape, but rather the thick smearing of (pardon my language) poop-colored frosting that first caught your eye... Appetizing, no? The handwriting is beyond terrible, the word
Birthday is misspelled, and the fact that it was his
29th birthday seems to have been forgotten and then added in later with the clever use of a messily drawn caret. The word
many is surrounded by mysteriously inexplicable quotation marks, and the words
in green were instructions to the baker (aka, please write that in green frosting) that should never have made it on the cake in the first place. It was a Reese's candy themed cake, so there are two Reese's peanut butter cups with awkward smiley faces piped on them (because anything circular in shape needs a smile on it) and two others that were cut in half and are standing up in the frosting in random spots (which are hard to see in this picture, unfortunately). These bits of candy are interspersed with pieces of inedible orange curling ribbon (which should be restricted entirely to gift wrap, if you ask me). I had planned on adding an unseen element to the ridiculousness by drawing a present on one cupcake, which would have some Reese's pieces baked into it, but cakewrecks never turn out like you would hope... I ended up filling two cupcakes with the candy and then promptly forgetting which two they were... so then it turned into a treasure hunt surprise! Lucky for the birthday boy, his first choice of cupcakes was one of the two winners! The best part of the whole baking and decorating adventure was knowing that no matter what I did, I simply could not and would not mess it up. Well, that and seeing his reaction to it, which was really quite rewarding. :o) Happy (29th) Brithday, Dana!